Ashton Kutcher doesn't want to be stalked. Call the waah-mbulance!

It seems that Ashton Kutcher has threatened to stop Twittering if Twitter creates a reality show. Kutcher says he doesn't want to be stalked.

Hahahahaha!

Wait, I'm not done laughing....hahahahahaha!

OK, I'm done now. Soooo...

Really Ashton? You don't want to be stalked? Seriously? Because I think we're all pretty sure you demanded to be stalked when you launched a Twitter beg-a-thon to reach a million followers. And that, by posting your every move on Twitter, you're demanding that people stalk you.

And this from the man who produced "Punked" -- the show about stalking friends to prank on television? Hahahaha. (Dude, you know that's called hypocrisy, right?)

What a warped life celebrities lead.

BTW Ashton, one of the Olsen twins called, she wants her headband back.

--Mom