Wait, I'm not done laughing....hahahahahaha!
OK, I'm done now. Soooo...
Really Ashton? You don't want to be stalked? Seriously? Because I think we're all pretty sure you demanded to be stalked when you launched a Twitter beg-a-thon to reach a million followers. And that, by posting your every move on Twitter, you're demanding that people stalk you.
And this from the man who produced "Punked" -- the show about stalking friends to prank on television? Hahahaha. (Dude, you know that's called hypocrisy, right?)
BTW Ashton, one of the Olsen twins called, she wants her headband back.