Have you seen this video from CNN?
Man, those little fuckers freak me out. They're like furry little car-jacking felons! I'm surprised they didn't pop a cap in the videographer's ass and hoist the car up onto blocks so they could chop his ride for parts. Remind me to stay out of that monkey ghetto!
I have a serious aversion to monkeys and apes.
IMO, they're all yellow-teethed, nose-picking, bug-eating, ass-scratching, shit-flingers. I don't think there's anything cute or charming about them. Remember Travis, the 200-pound chimp that attacked a Connecticut woman and ate her face off? I think the owner should have been shot right along with the chimp. An animal of that size should have been returned to the wild or kept in a facility, not allowed near people or behind the wheel of a car.
Have you heard about those restaurant monkeys in Japan that serve drinks?
That is SO wrong! I do NOT want those bug-eating shit-flingers bringing me drinks in a restaurant. What if you don't tip them well enough? Will you get a face full of monkey poo?! Will one of 'em chew your face off? ~shudder~
Personally, there are a couple of primates that I dislike more than others: chimpanzees, proboscis monkeys and orangutans.
Check out that proboscis monkey in the middle. Does he remind you of anyone?
I have nothing against Jimmy Durante, but admit it, he's got that monkey look about him! Poor, unfortunate bastard.