Thursday, June 25, 2009

Crazy Facebookery

I have a love-hate relationship with Facebook.

I like connecting with friends from my past, but I'm completely weirded out by the games and invitations that people send me. Who the hell has enough time in the day to accept all the water gun fights, Easter egg hunts, cocktails and quiz requests?! Currently sitting in my cue are:

  • 1 friend suggestion
  • 4 friend requests
  • 1 view stephen's hug request
  • 1 tweety bird mania request
  • 2 classmate requests
  • 3 growing up denver gifts
  • 2 what your name says invitations
  • 4 how well do you know invitations
  • 3 farm town requests
  • 1 james's birthday request
  • 8 pass a round invitations
  • 7 water gun fight! requests
  • 1 which female grease invitation
  • 2 which 80s song invitations
  • 3 easter egg hunt invitations
  • 3 cause invitations
  • 1 which jimmy buffett request
...and that's after having done an ass load of quizzes, shooters, pillow fights and "which one" invitations. I could probably pencil in a whole day each week just to do the requests on Facebook. Who created all this absurd craziness?

Why do I need to know that my Star Wars character is Princess Leia? WTF am I supposed to do with pretend drinks? If you're really my friend take me out and get me shit-faced! THAT'S a friend! If you want a pillow fight, invite me over for a real sleepover and we'll wail away with pillows all night. C'mon over to the pool and let's do a real water gun fight with super soakers. (You're going down!) If you want to give me a gift, I'd love a Coach bag, not faux farm animals. And if you have a Jimmy Buffett request, it had better come with real jello shooters and close-up seating for a real concert! Don't tease me on Facebook. I don't have that kind of time.

--Mom

11 comments:

Amber said...

ignore, ignore, ignore!!

:)

Heather Cherry said...

Amen! Facebook is the devil. Then again, I used to hate teh Twitter, too, but now I'm on there!

The Diva on a Diet said...

Its about time somebody said it, amen, indeed! Its gotten to the point where I don't even open my FB page any more ... too much pressure.

I'd like to honor your words of wisdom with ... a pretend drink and a fuzzy faux sheep.

~ducks while mom throws imaginary pillow at me~

Candice said...

I hear ya sister. I've got a Facebook posting in my cue just ready for me to push the button.

I will do it some day when i'm in the mood to piss alot of people off. ;)

Dr Zibbs said...

I hear you.

I'm sick of all the crap people send me.

Mom said...

Amber--I hear ya! That's why all those requests have piled up. Now I need a whole day to delete them.

Heather--I haven't gone down the Twitter road. YET!

Thanks Diva! ~drinks pretend cocktail, knits the sheep into a sweater~ LOL

Candice--Sounds like a good one. I'll be watching for it!

Dr. Zibbs--Thanks for stopping by. I won't send you weird shit if you don't send me any. Deal?!

Mammatalk said...

Lady, you crack me up!!

And, I totally agree!

~~Mel~~ said...

I tend to ignore all of those silly requests...and I never send them to my friend either! I like the quizzes from time to time to pass the time when I'm bored...lol.

Mom said...

So, you're both saying that we should un-friend these crazy request-passers of ours? LOL

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