The theme for today's "5 for Friday" is....Things That Gross Me Out. Ready? Because I think these are pretty grody...5. Farts. I don't really need to explain that, do I?
4. Nasty toenails, in sandals, trotted out in public where God and everyone can see them. If feet are not cared for, they really need to be inside a shoe when near me.
3. Monkeys. I know I've alluded to it already, but I'll tell you why another day. Monkeys, to me, are nasty.
2. At the grocery store, I once saw a kid stick his hand down his pants, and then sniff his fingers. Next, he shoved his hand up in his sister's face. I nearly vomited. It was probably the most messed up thing I've *EVER* seen. I contemplated making this number one on my list.
But my number one gross out...
1. That super absorbent maxi pad that comes packaged under meat in it's Styrofoam tray. To me, it just screams SALMONELLA!! BOTCHULISM!! E COLI!!!
True story....I cooked that damn thing in the crock pot once. It was stuck to the bottom of a roast and I didn't realize it. ~gag~
What grosses you out??
--Mom
5 comments:
Okay, I'm lauging my ass off right now.
I noticed last night that Brent put away some stew meat in one of those freezer zip loc bags and I told him.
"Why the hell did you put that meat maxi-pad in the zip loc for anyway? That's disgusting"
I'm glad to see we are on the same wavelength.
The smell of subways and puke totally gross me out! Did I mention belly buttons, smokers' breath and sweaty feet?
Forgetting to take out the trash, have you been in the garage lately? Ugh
I was just going to gently point out that you weren't supposed to use that little maxi pad thing but I guess you tried that already!
Feet are nasty...but even more nasty when they are uncared for and unclean...blech.
Birds gross me out too...one shit on my head once...blech.
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