Thursday, August 6, 2009

I'm back on top of the world!

OK, so yesterday I was bitching about (the possibility of!) being middle aged. See post below. Well, I think I've found a way to feel young and sexy well into my middle-agedness. Going to the grocery store late at night! Uh-huh, that's right, the grocery store.

Sometimes I like to go in the evenings to pick up snacks for the teen sleepovers or ice cream or Porcelana Fade Cream. Whilst there last night, my eyes were opened to a whole new world of ego boosting. Have you seen the late-night crowd? Men! ALLLL men. (OK, drunk men. Don't judge me...)

When I was picking up popcorn, two men passed me by and nodded that "how you doin'?" chin nod. While I was looking for soda, one dude belched a little and said "Howdy!" After I checked out and headed toward the door, another fine gentleman hiked up his drawers to cover his crack and suggested I "have a nice evenin'."

Man, I must have had it goin' on last night! I am SO ditching that MORE magazine and hitting the grocery store in the evenings. MacDaddy is sort of against it, but I think he might fear the competition. But...who's with me?! Who needs a late-night grocery store ego boost? Anyone? Anyone?

--Mom

5 comments:

~~Mel~~ said...

Glad you got the ego boost! lol. Here if you go late night shopping you see all kinds of moms out with their kids...yep well past what should be their bedtime...it drives me insane.

GrowFarmington said...

I'm not too proud to be happy that the slightly drunk fat guy at Meijer was checking me out. ;)

Mom said...

Mel, did you see me there the other night? LOL

GF, hey a gal's got to get her kicks somewhere, doesn't she? LOL

Mother Mayhem said...

I'd love to join you, but everywhere I go, Emily goes. LOL

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