Saturday, August 8, 2009

Being "green" by going yellow

I recently read and article titled "Brazilian environmentalists tell residents to urinate in shower to save water." Have you heard about this?

Essentially, the article urges people to take their...urges...into the shower, thereby saving a significant amount of water by not flushing. And I'm here to tell you that the United States has LONG been on the cutting edge of shower urination and has indeed been a world superpower in this regard.

I know this for a fact!

When I was at party in college, the topic of peeing in the shower came up in conversation. (Drunken conversation, albeit conversation nonetheless.) And a whopping 100% of the men surveyed admitted to peeing in the shower. 100%! That's an amazing amount of men who had already gone green with yellow back in the '80s. And who knew they were saving the rain forest even back then? Way to go men! Keep up the good work. The rain forest thanks you.

Just...watch out for your feet.

--Mom

10 comments:

TentCamper said...

at least you were not talking about golden showers...which is what I expected.

I pee in the shower...but then again ...you know me...I pee everywhere.

Mom said...

I figured you were already doing your part to be environmental responsible. Good job!

The Crazy Suburban Mom said...

LOL! This is hysterical... and I can't stand those statues cause I always have to 'go' when I see them :)

PS - I totally used your cakey yoda saying in the next installment of the yoda post!

It was brilliant!

GrowFarmington said...

OMG, this made me laugh! Wee guilt free! LOL

~~Mel~~ said...

Too funny! I'm an outdoor pee-er (well when I"m outdoors and the potty is too far away haha)...so am doing my part also lol.

Maureen said...

One word:

Ewwwwwww

Mom said...

CSB--I saw that. Thanks! And glad to be of service! LOL

GF--I thought you'd be pleased by the going green-ness. :-)

Mel--Good job! Keep on peeing!

Maureen--You're afraid of getting it on your feet, aren't you? LOL

Organic Meatbag said...

*sigh*...I hold my guilty hand up too...

Courtney said...

I do believe I have done this... but I also believe that I was drunk... which doesn't say much for me... I'm drunk a lot!!! I'm just doing my part to go Green!!!

Oh and BTW I saw you started following my blog and scrolled over your picture and saw "Mom" and about had a fucking mini stroke. Then the one brain cell kicked in and I was all like - That's not My mom. Silly. Duh. Oops

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